(Editor's note: This was written several years back, but was then lost to apathy and the
ever-shifting times of the Internet. Recently re-discovered in an old,
disused sector of the hard drive, it is now posted here for all your
covert communication needs. Some of the explanation text has been changed
to be less more embarassing.)
This is beta 1 of the IM Cipher, the most pointless yet devious message encryption tool ever designed. Confound your enemies with the unintelligble (i.e. vastly lacking in intelligence) power of Instant Messenging Speak! This tool will convert any text into IM speak, which can then be easily pasted into the chat program of your choice. Nobody will ever suspect that such convoluted text could ever contain anything in the least bit meaningful, thus guaranteeing perfect security [1].
So take it out for a spin and ROFL as your enemies cry "WTF!!1!" from the sheer WOAH factor of this most L33T encryption tool.
[1] Not legally binding.
To encode: type a message into the "Input:" box, then press "Cipher Message."
To decode: copy an encoded message string into the "Input:" box, then press "Decipher Message."
DISCLAIMER: The author takes no liability or responsibility for the improper (or proper, for that matter) use of this tool. This tool and web page are released under the public domain, and the author will deny ever having created this if interrogated.
SOMEWHERE IN SECRET CONVERSATION LAND:
Alice42: wtF !!!! afk !!1!
BobTron: fdsa woah arg y0 !11! swt ... RoTfLmAo teh !1!!
Alice42: lOL ROTFlmao !!!! l4me ... hmmm !!!! y0 ... y0 woah arg y0 ... wut !!!! !!!! asdf wtH lol hmmm ... y0 woah arg y0 ... afk dude RoTfLmAo !11! l4me !!!! ... wtH lol ... arg ... rofl dude a/s/l a/s/l !!!! l4me rofl wtH arg asdf !1!!
BobTron: w0Ah !!!! !!!! !!1! !!1! ... asdf !!!! y0 ... a/s/l !!!! ... y0 woah wtH lol lmao !!1! !!1! ... SWT ROTFLMAO !!1!
Alice42: wTF !!1! !!1! ... wTF ... wtf RoTfLmAo swt y0 ... wut !!!! !!!! asdf ... asdf wtH lmao !!!! ... wTF !11! a/s/l ... lolz !!!! wtH lol hmmm ... bbl arg y0 rofl woah !!!! stfu !!!1 ... y0 woah arg y0 !11! swt ... arg asdf asdf !!1!
BobTron: wTF a/s/l teh dude swt swt wtH lolz asdf !!!! !!1! ... SWT dude y0 ... bbl wtH y0 woah ... y0 woah !!!! ... arg bbl !!!! swt dude a/s/l !!!! ... swt woah l4me dude RoTfLmAo stfu wtH lol hmmm ... teh dude bbl !!!! l4me ... dude wut ... y0 woah !!!! ... wTF TeH ... rOFl wtH teh woah !!!! l4me !!11
Alice42: fdsa woah wtH rofl woah ... l4me RoTfLmAo lol swt ... dude lol ... teh RoTfLmAo l4me !!!! ... wtF yO TeH L4mE ... arg lol stfu ... LmAo arg ROTFlmao arg swt rofl l4me wtH teh y0 !!11 ... SWT dude ... a/s/l !!!! swt swt afk ... teh asdf RoTfLmAo hmmm wtH lol swt !!11
BobTron: rOFl dude a/s/l !!!! ... y0 dude ... y0 woah wtH lol lmao ... dude wut ... wtH y0 !!!1 ... wTF ... stfu dude ... wut !!!! !!!! asdf ... asdf wtH lmao !!!! ... bbl !!!! !11! l4me !!!! ... wtH lol ... arg ... rofl dude a/s/l a/s/l !!!! l4me rofl wtH arg asdf !!1!
Alice42: GEez woah woah !!11 ... TeH arg afk lolz !!!! ... wtH wut ... bbl !!!! ... lmao !!!! !!!! teh ... cuz RoTfLmAo wtH !!!! y0 !!!1 ... y0 woah !!!! afk !11! asdf asdf ... hmmm dude ... arg bbl arg afk !!1!
BobTron: ROTFLMAO lmao arg afk !!1!
Alice42: GEez woah woah !!11
TRANSLATED:
Alice42: Hey.